they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
