Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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