So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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