I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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