What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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