she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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