This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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