There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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