theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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