nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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