they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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