I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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