she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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