Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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