Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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