would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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