hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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