Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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