Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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