To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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