I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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