I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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