GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How drunk are you?
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