I molested 6 butterflies tonight
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
