She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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