You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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