i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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