I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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