Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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