Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize