I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think my vagina is haunted
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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