We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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