Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can text with my tongue
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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