the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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