If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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