dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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