That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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