We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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