I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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