I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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