Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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