dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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