Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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