: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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