so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
And then my night got REAL pukey
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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