It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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