We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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