Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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