i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
tell me about the fingering
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