Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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